Enjoy! Two Sweethearts There were two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school and were both virgins and enjoyed losing their virginity with each other in 10th grade. When they graduated, they wanted to both go to the same college but the girl was accepted to a college on the east coast, and the guy went to the west coast.
They agreed to be faithful to each other and spend anytime they could together. As time went on, the guy would call the girl but she was never home and when he wrote, she would take weeks to return any letters. Even when he e-mailed her, she took days to return his messages. Finally, she confessed to him that she wanted to date around. He didn't take this very well and increased his calls and letters and e-mails trying to win back her love. Because she became annoyed, and now had a new boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back. So what she did was this:
She took a polaroid picture of her sucking her new boyfriend's unmentionables and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note reading, "I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone." Well needless to say, this guy was heartbroken, but even more so, he was pissed. So what he did next was awesome:
He wrote on the back of the photo the following: "Dear Mom and Dad, having a great time at college, please send more money!" and then mailed the picture to her parents.
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Sex Education A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put their penises?" "Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter.
"But then when I have a baby," the teenager pondered, "won't it knock all my teeth out?"
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Nude Beach Two parents take their son on a vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water.
The son comes running up to his mom and says, "Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!"
The mom says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."
So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says, "Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than Daddy's!"
The mom says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."
So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says, "Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got!"
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Teacher Sex Education A teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex education with her fourth grade class because she realizes Little Johnny's propensity for sexual innuendo. But Johnny remains attentive throughout the entire lecture.
Finally, towards the end of the lesson, the teacher asks for examples of sex education from the class. One little boy raises his hand, "I saw a bird in her nest with some eggs."
"Very good, William," cooed the teacher. "My mommy had a baby," said little Esther. "Oh, that's nice," replied the teacher.
Finally, little Johnny raises his hand. With much fear and trepidation the teacher calls on him. "I was watchin' TV yesterday, and I saw the Lone Ranger. He was surrounded by hundreds and hundreds of Indians. And they all attacked at one time. And he killed every one of them with his two guns."
The teacher was relieved but puzzled, "And what does that have to do with sex education, Johnny?"
"It'll teach those Indians not to fuck with the Lone Ranger."
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God Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two extra things left in his bag of creations. So, he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up while urinating.
"It's a very handy thing," God told the couple, who he found under an apple tree. "I was wondering if either one of you wanted the ability".
Adam jumped up and blurted, "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to! Please, oh please, oh please, let me have that ability. It'd be so great! When I'm out working in the garden or naming the animals, I could just stand there and let it fly! It'd be so cool, I could write my name in the sand. Oh, please God, let it be me who you give that gift to, let me stand and pee, oh please!!"
On and on he went, like an excited little boy who..., well,...had to pee.
Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted that so badly, that he should have it. It seemed to be the sort of thing that would make him happy, and she really wouldn't mind if Adam were the one given this ability.
And so, Adam was given the ability to control the direction of his micturation while in a vertical position. He was so happy, he celebrated by wetting down the bark on the tree nearest him, laughing with delight all the while. And it was good.
"Fine," God said, looking back into his bag of leftover gifts, "What's left in here?"
"Oh yes," he said, "Multiple orgasms..."
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Pinocchio and Raggedy Ann Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the Toy Box? A: She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, saying "Lie to me!"
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Short Dirty Jokes Q: Why are hunters so great lovers in bed? A: Because they go deep into the bush, shoot twice and eat everything they shoot!
A senior guy invited his girlfriend over because his parents were gone for the weekend, so his girlfreind arrived at his house they went to the bedroom and he forgot his younger brother was sleeping on the botttom bed so him and his girlfriend went on the top bed and they started talking and then things get heated up so he said scream TOMATOES if you want it harder and scream LETTUCE if you want a different position so she was screaming LETTUCE, TOMATO, LETTUCE, TOMATO, then she said stop pull it out becuase I cant get pregnant then the little brother woke up and said "will you guys please stop making sandwiches"....
Q: Whats the speed limit of sex? A: 68 because at 69 you have to turn around!!
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How Sex Began In the garden of Eden, As everyone Knows, Lives Adam and Eve, Without any clothes. In this garden, Were two little leaves, One covered Adam's, One covered Eve's. Nevertheless to say, The wind came along, And blew the leaves away. At the sight, Adam did stare, There was Eve's treasure, All covered with hair. And wonder came, Under Eve's eyes, As Adam's thing, Started to rise. They found a spot, That suited them best, A nice big tree, Where they began to rest. Her legs spread wider, And wider apart, While thrill after thrill, Came into her heart. The head of Adam's thing, Peeked into the hole, And filled her with passion, Beyond her control. His thing did slide, And Eve's treasure, Was all wet inside. The joy was good, She wouldn't let loose, Until Adam's thing, Was all out of juice.
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Who is the Real Man 3 cowboys sitting around a campfire. Each one having a busy day and always felt the need to out-do the other cowboy.
The first cowboy stands up and walks around the campfire and says "Yep, I was walking down the ol' cactus path and a 12ft rattler springs at me! I grabbed him and bit his head off, sucked out all the poison and here I stand before you today unharmed."
He then sets back down and the second cowboy gets up and says........ "Well I was riding along checking the fenceline today and looked out in the pasture and saw the biggest bull you ever saw, had gored and killed 6 men! I jumped off my horse and grabbed that bull by the horns, pulled him to the ground, tied him up and not a scratch on me and I'm standing here in front of you unharmed."
The third cowboy stood up,..... walked around the campfire.... slowly stirring the hot burning coals with his penis.
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Short Dirty Joke Q: "Wanna play army?" A: "I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!!"
p/s: these are all JOKES! Geddit??!!
ThAt LaDy @ 6:49 PM
Monday, March 24, 2008
NO! I DON'T WANT
to drink anymore green tea!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
-_-"
I can really crap alot sia~~~
Off-day tomorrow.
WHAT? Bu shuang ar?
I also work five days work week k.. Just that mine is not fixed, ok well, Sundays are usually fixed. Another day might be a Saturday, Monday, or any other weekday lar.
Anyway, been so mundane lar, my life.
Wanna go out, meet friends, sing k, watch movies, shopping etc etc lar...
ARGHZ!
UPDATE:
Disgusting and Lame Jokes:
Hal is petrified of girls, so he asks his friend Lenny how he meets so many nice chicks. Lenny says, "I have a surefire method to feel them out. I go up behind a girl and whisper, 'Tickle your ass with a feather?' And when she turns around and asks what I said, I say, 'Typical nasty weather.' If she smiles or laughs, I know she has a sense of humor, we chat, and it all happens naturally. Try it." The next night, nervous but desperate, Hal goes to a very crowded bar, and sits in the corner, stewing, nursing a drink, getting more uptight every second. Finally, he walks up behind the nicest girl in the place, and after a few minutes of stammering, blurts out so everybody can hear, "Stick my finger in your ass?"
She turns around and says, "WHAT!?" He says, "It's freaking pouring outside."
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An old lady came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem: "I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I've farted no less than twenty times. What can I do?" "Here's a prescription, Mrs. Barker. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week." The next week, an upset Mrs. Barker marched into Dr. Johnson's office: "Doc, I don't know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I'm farting just as much, and they're still soundless, but now they smell terrible! What do you have to say for yourself?" "Calm down, Mrs. Barker," said the doctor soothingly. "Now that we've fixed your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing!"
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An institution for the mentally ill arranged for its inmates to attend a baseball game. The director spent days training the patients to obey his commands, so there wouldn't be any trouble.
The day of the game was bright and sunny and the group arrived just before the first pitch. When it was time for the National Anthem, the director yelled, "Up, nuts!" and the inmates immediately rose. When the National Anthem was over, the director yelled, "Down, nuts!" and the inmates sat.
The game proceeded and the inmates were well-behaved. When the home team made a good play, the director yelled, "Clap, nuts!" and the patients applauded just like normal fans. Things were going so well that the director left his seat to go get a hot dog and a beer. But when he came back, there was a riot going on.
The director finally located his assistant and demanded, "What happened?"
"Everything was fine," the assistant said, "until some guy came over and yelled, 'Pea-nuts'!
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There was an old married couple that had lived happily together for nearly forty years. The only friction in their marriage was caused by the husband's habit of breaking wind nearly every morning as he awoke.
The noise would always wake up his wife and the smell would cause her eyes to water as she would choke and gasp for air. Nearly every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping such nasty farts. He told her that he couldn't help it. She begged him to see a doctor to see if anything could be done, but the husband wouldn't hear of it. He told her that it was just a natural bodily function and then he would laugh in her face as she tried to wave the fumes away with her hands. She told him that there was nothing natural about it and if he didn't stop, he was one day going to "fart his guts out."
The years went by and the wife continued to suffer and the husband continued to ignore her warnings about "farting his guts out" until one Thanksgiving morning. Before dawn, the wife went downstairs to prepare the family feast. She fixed pumpkin pie, mashed potatoes, gravy and of course a turkey. While she was taking out the turkey's innards, a thought occurred to the wife as to how she might solve her husband's problem. With a devilish grin on her face, she placed the turkey guts into a bowl and quietly walked upstairs hours before her flatulent husband would awake. While he was still soundly asleep, she pulled back the covers and then gently pulled back her husband's jockey shorts. She then placed all of the turkey guts into her husband's underwear, pulled them up, replaced the covers and tiptoed back downstairs to finish preparing the family meal.
Several hours later she heard her husband awake with his normal loud ass-trumpeting. This was soon followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as her husband ran to the upstairs bathroom.
The wife could not control herself and her eyes began to tear up as she rolled on the floor laughing. After years of putting up with him, she had finally gotten even!
About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his blood stained underpants with a look of horror in his eyes. She bit her lip to keep from laughing and she asked him what was wrong.
He said, "Honey, you were right - all those years you warned me and I didn't listen to you" "What do you mean?" asked his wife.
"Well you always told me that I would end up farting my guts out one of these days and today it finally happened. But by the grace of God and these two fingers,... I think I got'em all back in!!!"
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A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and therefore we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax - OH MY GOD!!!"
Silence followed and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was talking, the flight-attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
A passenger in Coach said, "That's nothing! He should see the BACK of MINE!"
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An 80 year old man went for his annual check up and the doctor said, "Friend, for your age you're in the best shape I've seen." The old feller replied, "Yep. It comes from clean living. Why I know I live a good, clean, spiritual life."
The doctor asked, "What makes you say that?" The old man replied, "If I didn't live a good, clean life the Lord wouldn't turn the bathroom light on for me every time I get up in the middle of the night."
The doc was concerned. "You mean when you get up in the night to go to the bathroom, the Lord Himself turns on the light for you?" "Yep," the old man said, "Whenever I get up to go to the bathroom, the Lord turns the light on for me."
Well, the doctor didn't say anything else, but when the old man's wife came in for her check up, he felt he had to let her know what her husband said. "I just want you to know," the doctor said. "Your husband's in fine physical shape but I'm worried about his mental condition. He told me that every night when he gets up to go to the bathroom, the Lord turns the light on for him."
"He what?" she cried. "He said every night when he gets up to go to the bathroom, the Lord turns the light on for him."
"Aha!!!" she exclaimed. "So he's the one who's been peeing in the refrigerator!"
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Two guys were sitting outside a medical clinic. One of them was crying, tears were pouring down his face.
The other man asked, " Why are you crying?"The first one replied, " I came here for blood test."The second one asked, "So? Why are you crying? Are you afraid?" The first guy replied, "No. Not that. During the blood test they cut my finger."
Hearing this, the second one started crying. The first one was astonished and asked the other, "Why are you crying?"Then the second guy replied,
"I have come for my urine test."
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A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch.
The seaman asks "So, how did you end up with the peg leg?" The pirate replies "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off"
"Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook"? "Well,", replied the pirate, "we were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off."
"Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eyepatch"? "A seagull dropping fell into my eye," replied the pirate. "You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked incredulously.
"Well,", said the pirate, "it was my first day with the hook."
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It was April first when a young father went to the hospital to see his newly born son. Standing outside the glass partition, the nurse pointed to his baby son.
The nurse smiled as she lifted the baby from its cot. She then strolled over to the table and bounced the baby's head on the timber. The father was horror-struck and his hands went up to the window.
The nurse smiled at him and started to swing the baby by holding it by it's penis and scrotum. The father was pounding frantically at the glass partition by this time. The nurse let go of the baby and with a sickening thud the baby went careering into the wall.
Blood and guts went everywhere. The father took a runing jump at the glass partition. The nurse picked up the baby and tore it's arms off as the father went hurtling through the glass. He was foaming at the mouth when he faced the nurse.
She said, "April fools! He was dead already!"
*吐*
ThAt LaDy @ 9:56 PM
Saturday, March 22, 2008
Rule # 1
Yeah, the midnight movie with my colleagues:
Not much of a storyline.. 3/10, don't ask, I won't bother...
Well, I found some photos of me previously:
Nice not?!?!?!
Yeah Yeah, I know I know, yes, thanks so much~~~
*SLAPS SELF!*
Ahem, anyway, just felt that wanna share with you guys..
I'm thinking of getting contact lens, been a while now.. Nope, I have not worn any contact lens before, and I would like to try now..
Thinking of getting those coloured ones, you know, those without any degree ones? Purely for vanity purpose.
*Blush*
Imma bit scared though that my eyes won't get used to it, these bloody sensitive balls.. Got an eyelash extension once and they became swollen, during CNY?!?!?!?! Can you believe that??
Apparently that foolish colleague of mine applied the glue on to my eyelids instead of on my lashes..
WTF! Caused me trauma during CNY two years ago..
Anyway, I just wanna try can? To see how I look like, when I use contact lens, then put mascara, then put on some make-up and dress to kill and and and~~~
*SLAPS SELF REAL HARD*
I'm outta the phase of being lazy to dress up.. Finally, after like ages, I feel like wearing heels again.. Can't remember when was the last time I really took the effort to dress up, hmmm, like, a year ago?
Anyway, now I wanna Ki Hiao again!
I want contact lens I want contact lens I want contact lens!!!!!
I DON'T CARE!!! *Wails loudly*
*Kena slapped vigorously by others now*
I must really start to control my temper.. ARGHZZZZ!!!!!
But I just cannot stand people who are what, stupid? Or just refuse to be smart?
When I say something to you, why why why why why must I have to be so FUCKING CLEAR AND DETAILED every single time? For every single word?
For God's sake, it's like telling me, "Oh, I'm sorry. I do not understand your ABC."
Me: *Ding Dong, do you know which is the nearest toilet? Ding Dong: Huh? What do you mean?
Me: Neh, the nearest toilet ar! Here?! You know? Ding Dong: You mean here? Or outside?
Me: The neeaarest toilet HERE. Ding Dong: I still don't get what you mean. You mean on this floor?
FUCK.
Am I speaking in Arabic or Greek or Spanish???!!!
What is your problem? Don't understand simple English huh?! Next time must I give you the postcode of this area? Of HERE??!!
Gan ni na.
Grouchy.
Weather is, erghz. Raining again. Sick STILL.
Really must cough for 100 days??
Ta ma de.
ThAt LaDy @ 8:15 PM
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Email
I received an email today:
PASS THIS ON EVEN IF YOU DO NOT USE IT Recently this past week, my cousin Nicole Dishuk (age 31...newly graduated student with a doctoral degree about to start her new career as a Doctor...) was flown into a nearby hospital, because she passed out.
They found a blood clot in her neck, and immediately took her by helicopter to the ER to operate. By the time they removed the right half of her skull to relieve the pressure on her brain; the clot had spread to her brain causing severe damage.
Since last Wednesday night, she was battling... they induced her into a coma to stop the blood flow, they operated 3 times... Finally, they said there was nothing left that they could do... they found multiple clots in the left side of her brain... the swelling wouldn't stop, and she was on life support...
She died at 4:30 yesterday. She leaves behind a husband, a 2yr old Brandon and a 4yr old Justin... The CAUSE of DEATH - they found was a birth control she was taking that allows you to only have your period 3 times a year...
They said it interrupts life's menstrual cycle, and although it is FDA approved... shouldn't be - So to the women in my address book - I ask you to boycott this product & deal with your period once a month - so you can live the rest of the months that your life has in store for you.
*Please send this to every woman you know - you may save someone's life... Remember, you have a CYCLE for a reason!
The name of this new birth control pill is LYBREL. If you go to Lybrel.comhttp://lybrel.com/, you will find at least 26 pages of information regarding this drug.
The second birth control pill is, SEASONIQUE. If you go to the website of,Seasonique.comhttp://seasonique.com/, you will find 43 pages of information regarding this drug.
The warnings and side effects regarding both pills are horrible. Please, please forward this information to as many daughters AND sons, co-workers, friends and relatives. Several lives have already been changed.
I really really like pink dolphins lar.. Even though pink is not exactly my favourite colour, but pink dolphins!!! Unbelievably cutesy!!!!!
Cute right??!!!
YOU BETTER SAY IT'S CUTE ELSE I WILL SLAP YOUR BLOODY FACE!!! ROARRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
It seems that alot of people are coming down with the flu nowadays.. I'm getting a little bit better now, though still got the cough, but at least I don't get choked on my phlegm in the middle of the night when I sleep..
Ok, some people ask me why I seldom talk about my work in this blog.
Keep myself away from trouble..
Simple as that. Not to say that there will be trouble if I talk about work, but just that I would rather not take the risk.
Morning shift today.. So will go back on the dot.. I rarely get a few lucky morning shifts. Customs jam like crazy lar! Almost to the point of tears when I cross the customs everyday lar..
So people, show some EMPATHY to those people who are like me..
Cos if you are in our shoes, you will FUCKING go MAD!!!
Trust me.
ThAt LaDy @ 5:31 PM
Thursday, March 13, 2008
It's Another Day
It's another rainy day...
Feel like toufu, always here sick there sick..
Haiz...
Mummy's back, last night went back home but didn't really talked much to her cos was too tired le.. So went into the room, bathed then slept le..
ThAt LaDy @ 6:46 PM
Monday, March 10, 2008
Fighting Beat
Last night bought DVD of "Fighting Beat":
The movie focuses on thai boxing. I would rate the movie 5 out of 10.
I don't really like action or fighting movies.
Mummy went back to Kampong for a week already lor. Till now haven't come back. Sianz, missed her lar. Went back home that day and realized that there was no one nagging at me and felt kinda not used to it.
That day messaged her and she did not reply. I felt a bit sad, but I understand that she's busy taking care of my grandfather.
She's rather cute at times, when I don't call her or sms her she will say I only care about my work and my life, but when I do call her or sms her she will ask me not to waste money on phone bills.
"-_-"
At times she'll reply but at times she'll not.
You know, when there's someone to nag at you, you're actually blessed.
Sigh~~~
ThAt LaDy @ 8:29 PM
Saturday, March 8, 2008
Sweet Stuff
I really like pics that looks sweet, not those sweet desserts I mean, but those pics that looks sweet..
Suddenly I miss the show, "Huan Zhu Ge Ge"..
I think I wanna buy the whole dvd series.. Hmm, I'm gonna look for it, but I think it's rather expensive..
I still remember the time when it was aired on Channel 8, I was still very very young, and I was really addicted to it, had to watch every single episode, and watching it really made me very happy and really sad at the same time, the love, the hate, the drama that Xiao Yan Zi created, awwww man, awesome!
I MUST FIND IT, I MUST BUY IT!!!
Anyone got any recommendations?
ThAt LaDy @ 8:12 PM
Friday, March 7, 2008
Understanding Yourself & Others
Do this test to better understand yourself and those around you.
Choose an animal below that best describes yourself:
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You can also choose two animals if you feel you that you are like a little of two animals combined, but you cannot cross diagonally. I.e. you can be eagle and peacock, peacock and dove, dove and owl, or owl and eagle. But you cannot be eagle and dove OR owl and peacock. Don't ask me why, it is just not allowed.
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Ready? Let's go.
For eagles:
STRENGTHS- 1) Confident 2) Take massive action 3) Results-oriented 4) Independent and self-sufficient 5) Quick and decisive
WEAKNESSES- 1) Unsympathetic 2) Impatient 3) Short-tempered 4) Too domineering 5) Don't listen well
LIKES- 1) Challenges 2) Power 3) To be in control 4) To lead 5) To feel important
DISLIKES- 1) Small talk 2) Wasting time 3) Follow 4) Mushy / Touchy 5) Stopping to smell the roses
LIKES- 1) Details and facts 2) On time 3) Plan and prepare 4) Order and structure 5) Predictability
DISLIKES- 1) Being wrong 2) Disorganized 3) Pushy people 4) Spontaneity and surprises 5) Inaccuracy and unprepared
Fordoves:
STRENGTHS- 1) Glue things and people together 2) Behind the scenes type of person 3) Do not need to be recognized / in the limelight 4) Take care of feelings
WEAKNESSES- 1) Cannot work very well under pressure 2) Tend to be weak under extreme stress and cannot perform
LIKES- 1) Peace 2) Love 3) Help and give to others 4) Getting to know people 5) Harmony
DISLIKES- 1) Pushy and aggresive people 2) Confrontation 3) Being pushed around 4) Loud and obnoxious people
HOW WOULD EACH BE PERCEIVED?
Communication Styles:
Personal growth areas to be considered:
EAGLES: - Strive to be an active listener - Be less controlling and domineering - Develop a greater appreciation for the opinions, feelings, and desires of others - Put more energy into personal relationship and courtesy - Take your time to explain the "whys" of your statements and proposals
PEACOCKS: - Exercise control over your actions, words and emotions - Focus more on details and facts - Talk less, listen more - Consider and evaluate ideas from others
OWLS: - Be less critical of other's ideas, approaches and methods - Strive to build relationships with others - Be more decisive - Focus less on facts and more on people
DOVES: - Be more direct in your interactions - Deal with confrontation constructively - Show more initiative - Work at expressing your thoughts, opinions and feelings
Ok, if you find that you are a bit of all the animals, then congratulations, cos you are an all-rounded, pleasant, well-liked person that everyone likes to work with and feel that you are easy to get along with!!!
The importance of understanding yourself and others, do you now feel it? Did you learn anything from this test?
Morale of the test:
TREAT OTHERS LIKE HOW YOU WANT OTHERS TO TREAT YOU
AND
TREAT OTHERS LIKE HOW OTHERS WOULD LIKE TO BE TREATED!!!
ThAt LaDy @ 8:46 PM
Thursday, March 6, 2008
Singapore & Malaysia
People always ask me,
"why don't you rent a room in S'pore and stay here? Why make yourself so tired travelling everyday?"
Well, don't get me wrong, it's not that I don't like to stay in S'pore, just that I prefer to stay in M'sia.
Working is one thing. Yes, I do work in S'pore, but after work, I like to go back to my country, to my own home, to my own bed. S'pore is nice, clean and safe, and absolutely a good country to live in. But, I am a M'sian, and though I do not have anything against S'pore, I would like to stress that I prefer to go back to my comfort zone after work. Not to say that S'pore is not comfortable, it is. But I am more accustomed to M'sia's living styles and standards.
If you don't know, I have been in S'pore since I was 7, and I travel every single day to and fro between S'pore and M'sia since.
Yes, I have stayed in S'pore previously, when I was studying for my A's and was always late for school due to the custom's heavy traffic every morning, until the discipline master lay the line and told me that if I still continued to be late, I will not be allowed to take my exams anymore.
And with no other options, I had to rent a room in S'pore.
To stay here is fine, but I missed my warm bed, the chaotic nights of car horns blaring and excitement of night activity when I lay in my bed every night. I missed those roti pratas suppers and especially, my mum's cold milk every night before I sleep and her cup of water every morning when I wake up, as well as her specially bought beehoon for me to take to school.
And so, when I started working, I moved back to M'sia, to be with my family, to my familiar bed. Yes, I know that people have to learn to adapt to changes, and I can, by the way. But hey, it's not as if my home is veryyyyy farrrr, like a few hours of flight away.. It's just about an hour plus or two..
And so, I chose to travel, even if it means I have to give up a small amount of my beauty sleep, and even if it means I have to endure the traffic and getting squashed on buses and molested even, to smell smelly armpits pushed in front of my face and squeezing with chee kor peks who are sticky and smelly
every single day.
At least I get rewarded with my cold milk, plain water and beehoon, and on top of that my roti prata suppers and sweet-smelling, nice and comfy bed with my long and hard bolsters for me to "kiap" in between my legs.
WOOO~~~ Shiok!!
GAGAGA!
Now, I am working in S'pore. Earning a salary, so why not stay here?
For God's sake, use your brains.
I work here, earn sing dollars, eat here, stay here, what am I left with?
Assuming: Monthly salary -S$1600 Rent -S$400 (now rent room in S'pore is not cheap k?!) Food -S$450 Transport -S$100 Phone bill -S$50 Enjoyment(some of you will know) -S$300
And I am left with,
S$300.00.
This amount does not include miscelleneous fees like savings, electricity bills, water bills, grocery bills, shopping, outdoor activities and doing my duty as a daughter.
DO YOU THINK IT IS ENOUGH??!!!!!
If like that I might as well work in M'sia and stay in M'sia, earn MYR1600 still left MYR300 and no need to travel and make myself so f**king tired.
Only way I can maximise my income and live comfortably is by working in S'pore and staying in M'sia.
For one, I can use S'pore dollars to change to M'sia ringgit.
E.G. S$1600 X 2.26 = MYR3616
And I can do a hell lot of things with this amount of money.
Geddit??!!!
So stop asking me silly questions. I am not the only one travelling, not the only M'sian working in S'pore, I am merely just one out of the millions of lucky M'sians to be able to work in S'pore and enjoy the currency rates.
Of course lar, I must also contribute to S'pore lar, since the government is so nice to let me work and studied here.
I do go out with my friends in S'pore sometimes, and I do spend money in S'pore. Keke.
Why ar, people keep thinking that I am crazy or what, to work here but make myself so tired travelling to and fro everyday.
Seriously speaking, I just have the choice to choose mah. Cos I am a M'sian mah.
*Rolls eyes*
Anyway, still having my fever on and off, soar throat on and off and cough always on.. Haiz..
Been feeling very mundane lately, maybe it's cos of the sickly mood? Or maybe there's no new excitement in my life?
I should . . . . . . . . . .
GET A LIFE!!! HAHAHAHAHA!
Huerrrrrr...... Lame......
ThAt LaDy @ 9:39 PM
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
Prison Break
S'pore has its own version of prison break..
Apparently, this guy, named Mas Selamat Kastari, ran away from the S'pore prison many days ago. His face are all over the places, alerting the public that should anyone see him, do call the police. And the customs now, haiz, everyday jam like mad..
Why ar, wanna run? Everyone asks.. I personally feel that it is so foolish to run lor.
Firstly, you so something wrong, you jolly well stand up and take responsibility for it like a MAN!
It was your own choice, to do whatever you have done, and with your age, you have the mentality to think and make the right choices. If you go ahead and make the wrong ones, then it's up to you, yes, but society has rules and regulations to live by, and CANNOT allow everyone to make their own choices to protect others. Hence, if you did something that endangered others, of course the government will not allow it as it will not only harm the citizens, but also, eventually the country. So even if you have made your choice, it is still up to the government to decide whether or not your choice is acceptable and right.
So, you run. Where to? Unless you are able to get out of the country, which in this case, I do not think you have a very high chance with the tight security now.. You hide at someone's home, for how long? Ultimately you will still need to come out of your four walls, cos how long can you stay inside without facing the rest of the world? People go crazy when isolated for a long period go time. Ever watch "ISOLATION" by the States?
And so someday you will get caught, unless you are able to run to another country, which I think is rather impossible considering that the whole country has your face pasted all over the walls in almost every corner. Plus the tight security now at the customs, checking stringently, and the lorries, oh the lorries, poor poor thing, jam at times for 2 whole days without moving at the customs. I pity those lorry drivers, and at this point of time, f**king hate you for letting all of us undergo this kind of inconvenience just because you, just one and only you, had to run.
And see how people laugh at you now?
How do you feel? Not shiok right? Then just give yourself up lar, and make your life and our lives all a hell lot easier.
Supposed to meet Da today after work at bugis, but he might not make it, though not confirmed yet. He'll call me to let me know.
I am feeling mundane..
And sick..
ThAt LaDy @ 6:01 PM
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
Flood
Just had three days off-days and today back at work.
Last Friday, came down with a terrible fever, left about an hour and a half earlier during work. All of a sudden just felt like the air-con in my office, wa-seh, no need pay one ar? So strooong...
*Shivers*
Actually it's the same as every other day, but because I was sick, just couldn't stand the cold anymore and hence left early.
Over these few days, feeling cold inside but hot outside. Burning forehead but shivering and hairs on arms and legs standing up. The worst of fevers I have gotten in my last twenty plus years. Add to that sore throat (again) and gastric pains.
Panadols and panadols and yes, I know that too much of panadols do no good for the body, but, what other choice did I have? Doctor's medicines do nothing much for me too..
Anyway, now I am feeling better, after panadols and salt waters and gastric syrups..
Still feeling dizzy though, but at least I can eat now..
Considering the fact that I'm sick like hell, I could still went out these few days.. Though I tried to keep my trips short.
Went for a movie:
Nice show, exciting as it shows the near-death scenes of the main actors, and the death scenes of the main actor's father, who sacrificed himself for his two kids, who got misunderstood early in the show by his son and then later, son realised the importance of dad's job, and before son had a real chance to say he was sorry and he loved him, he died.
It also shows the degree of extent where natural catastrophes can affect humans, london, in the show, and shocked us and made us realise just how lucky we are to be living in a country where these kinds of catastrophes are almost non-existent.
